Error establishing a database connection

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— The service I’m looking for is temporarily unavailable.
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You don’t have to put the entire question on hold while you troubleshoot.
— But a few months later, I’ll be back to zero.
Tools are available to assist the diagnosis.
— This either means that your information is incorrect, or you can’t contact anyone at localhost.
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If you keep getting kicked out, keep checking back.
— Back to square one.
Since the database does not exist yet, you get that error.